Heading off to Manchester tonight...
and i shall pee at old trafford to make damien mad. hahaha...
Anyway, i've been giving dating some thought and found that i'm seriously not ready for dating. Not just on the emotional part but also on the expectations of gals. I mean which gal would like to take a bus to a date now? Unless u are still in school, i doubt that would likely happen.
i've conducted my own little experiment and found that 80% of the gals would rather stay home if u ask them out at night. But if u have a car u increased your chances and decreased the odd to just 20%, reason being either they are genuinely tired or they really have more important things to do. The rest of the time are just excuses waiting for the knight in their shinny horses to come along. Hee... it's no longer Knight in shinny armor, your armor can be a piece of crap but just bring along the horse and u will get the gal.
Yah... my dream horse is called EVO X. With that i still have enough room to pick up 3 more gal excluding the one in the front seat. haha... It's time for me to move on, i'm no longer in school, gone are the days of taking bus and walking the gal home now. It's more like dropping the gal at her door step with the car stereo blasting Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music", announcing to all her friends that she has arrived in style. Oh, dun u just love that. We are all materialistic, cause it's human.
The simple fact is all gals love to be picked up and driven off. Which is why guys are suckers. Guys slaughter and cut down each other to be alpha males yet alpha males still fall pray to the female species in the end.
If not for gals, 3/4 of driving time was mainly for the purpose of transfer from home to work and the occasional run to the grocery store for beers and chips to feed our other "love" coz the other destination where love will be, will be home with the SCV set top box tuned to the Soccer channel or the PS3. hahaha...
Oh and i just love the new starhub advertisment... the "My sexy box... my sexy box..." advertisment. haha... oh yeah baby... hahaha...
Female ultimately topped the food chain. Haha... Dun expect mercy.
and i shall pee at old trafford to make damien mad. hahaha...
Anyway, i've been giving dating some thought and found that i'm seriously not ready for dating. Not just on the emotional part but also on the expectations of gals. I mean which gal would like to take a bus to a date now? Unless u are still in school, i doubt that would likely happen.
i've conducted my own little experiment and found that 80% of the gals would rather stay home if u ask them out at night. But if u have a car u increased your chances and decreased the odd to just 20%, reason being either they are genuinely tired or they really have more important things to do. The rest of the time are just excuses waiting for the knight in their shinny horses to come along. Hee... it's no longer Knight in shinny armor, your armor can be a piece of crap but just bring along the horse and u will get the gal.
Yah... my dream horse is called EVO X. With that i still have enough room to pick up 3 more gal excluding the one in the front seat. haha... It's time for me to move on, i'm no longer in school, gone are the days of taking bus and walking the gal home now. It's more like dropping the gal at her door step with the car stereo blasting Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music", announcing to all her friends that she has arrived in style. Oh, dun u just love that. We are all materialistic, cause it's human.
The simple fact is all gals love to be picked up and driven off. Which is why guys are suckers. Guys slaughter and cut down each other to be alpha males yet alpha males still fall pray to the female species in the end.
If not for gals, 3/4 of driving time was mainly for the purpose of transfer from home to work and the occasional run to the grocery store for beers and chips to feed our other "love" coz the other destination where love will be, will be home with the SCV set top box tuned to the Soccer channel or the PS3. hahaha...
Oh and i just love the new starhub advertisment... the "My sexy box... my sexy box..." advertisment. haha... oh yeah baby... hahaha...
Female ultimately topped the food chain. Haha... Dun expect mercy.
kns la u. your forever entry about guys with car. :(
go and get yourself a Evo X soon.
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:16 PM
Cousin, it's not so bad la. There are still nice girls who won't give a flying fish about men with cars.
Anyway more women are buying their own cars now, so the point is, you need to get yourself a good catch. Find the right girl with the right car.
Haha.
Anyway enough of all this jaded talk about dating and all that jazz. When are you going to remove the "Patience, my frenz, patience"? It really is irritating the life out of me. And I'm already a very patient person. Hmmm.
Jooch.
Posted by
Vespertine |
7:06 PM
haha reading this its almost like men buy cars and worship women... women these days are savvy lor... we can tell if a guy's an ass even with a fancy car - i mean if a girl thinks that way n still goes out with him then gd luck to the ass right. most of us rather opt for a sincere dude who's currently saving for a horse... pick boyfriend leh, not toy cars ;) not everyone's so materialistic, dont be dejected!
~leen
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:18 PM