What's Wrong With These People...
"ORD already, so are u going to further your studies? NUS? NTU?..."
Recently I've been getting lots of these questions from my neighbours and relatives...
KNNBCCB U lah... Ch** B**... i dun have 20As to go local U lah fuck! haha... Thank u for thinking so highly of me. I only got 1 A and lots of Bs & Cs... To go uni from poly u've to make it to the top 10 percentile... That means every semester i've to score at least 4 As while the rest have to be Bs and no Cs!
haha... I have to be a nerd and most probably a virgin to do that... Even if i'm top 10 percentile, i dun have the money lah, u think i crazy ah? sell house, sell car & sell my backside to pay for school fees ah? One of my ralatives actually took a loan from the bank to pay for my cousin's uni fee... Wah... fuck... he better study hard. If not he fail he can go kill himself liao. Even so, he must work his ass off in the future for like dunnoe how many years to pay off the debt. There would be no savings left for them. Poor parents so old liao can't even think of retiring... My God... If i like that i also stressed...
Is Uni that important? Er... wait... for my JC & Uni Friends u all better dun read this and go back study... Before your parents come after me with an axe! haha...
Yah as i was saying, why must we die die go Uni? Even so, why must it be NUS or NTU and not other Uni or Foreign Uni? Really that important meh? Beside able to how lian to all the ralatives i dun see it serve any greater function. Going for job interview with a degree doesn't ensure u get employed immediately, u still got to see if u can sell yourself or not? and ofcoz... see if your employer like your face or not. Getting a degree doesn't mean u get paid higer as well, some poly grads earn higher than uni grads...
Once, i overheard one of my past tution teacher on the phone compaining about how come they pay him, a unigrad the same pay as a poly deploma holder? Why not? we may not hold a degree but we're trained to specialise in certain field, and we're trained to start work immediately with minimum job training. So why not? Not fair ah? haha... go poly lor... haha... Anyway that's why some poly student can skip 1 sememster in uni and go onto 2nd sememster. We have learn all the fundamentals liao lah... haha... But why would i want to do that? Got 1 more semester to fuck around... hahaha... why not? Besides... having more As on my transcript looks good doesn't it...
Dun get me wrong, i have nothing against uni students, i have plenty of great Uni friends as well as friends going Uni. Just that i dun understand the mindset of people. Some People love to use education to impose a double standard on others.
I've a friend that felt being looked lowly upon during a recent meeting with her bf's ralatives. Poor gal being asked which Uni she come from, what job she do... actually i dun think it's the question they ask, but how they ask... They are not interested in what u do, but whether u meet their standards or not. Wah lan... Nothing wrong with being poly grad right? Anyway i better dun say any more before she scold me idiot boy! haha...
Anyway poly grads are not the only victims of double standards. I believe SIM, SMU and many of the other local and foreign Uni grads also feel the same way. Worst, some even view NTU as second grade as compared to NUS... OMG... what the fuck happened to our countryman?
Dumb Ralative Auntie: "So... u just grad from Uni?"
Uninerd Grad: "Yap!"
Dumb Ralative Auntie: "Wow Wow... That's great... NUS? er... NTU...?"
Uninerd Grad: "Er... nope... SMU, First class honours in..."
Before the Uninerd, i mean Grad, can finish the dumb auntie cut in, with the dunnoe what-the-fuck-i'm-talking-about face, she proclaims:
Dumb Ralative Auntie: " oh is it?! U know Ah boy boy? he just grad NUS with 3rd class honours in dunnoe what lah... So smart right?!"
Uninerd Grad, mumbling under his breath: "Fuck u lah auntie...!"
Dumb Ralative Auntie: "Huh? did u say something?"
Uninerd Grad: "Hur Hur... No Auntie... Wow... Ah boy boy is so smart, NUS leh..." *puke*
Dumb Ralative Auntie: " Are u ok? how come u want to puke? are u sick?"
Uninerd Grad: "It's ok Auntie, think i heard, i mean ate something indigestable just now!"
Dumb Ralative Auntie: "oh... Ai yo... must take care ok boy...!"
Dumb Ralative Auntie: "So after SMU got chance go NUS or not? Anyway where is your SMU ah? Study what one ah?"
Uninerd Grad: "Chee Bye...!!"
Dumb Ralative Auntie: "Huh? What's that u say? i didn't catch that..."
Uninerd Grad: "Oh nothing... Auntie U want to have some Chee Bye Pa Mian?"
========================= The End ===========================
*Note: Uni grad is no longer uni nerd coz he laid 2 girls at once on his last birthday & became a national hero. As for the "dumb" in the auntie, haha... we must always respect our elders no matter how stupid they may be. haha...
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haha... typical aunties right? haha...
I believe education and knowledge should be used to equip oneself to meet the demands of the world and serve a greater cause than just merely using it to show off. Having a degree is like having an MG (machine gun for those who dunnoe), it can be useful and deadly, but it is also a heavy burden to bare. If u know how to use it, it's a powerful weapon, but use it wrongly it will put u in more danger. It's all depends on the person who wields it!
Compare to a MG, the humble rifle may seems weak in contrast to the MG but if the rifleman hones his skill, he could take the MG gunner out with one shot as compare to the MG gunner who have to fire off many round just to hit his target.
The weapon is in your hands, but its effectiveness depends on how u use it...
PS: Hey Jason Ong u going SMU right? hahaha... Hope u dun have any NUS cousins... haha... ok lah ok lah just kidding! All the best for your studies ah!
All the best to my army buddies going to the Uni, wish u all good results and lots of babes! haha... Mission Objective:Kill Laid them all! muahahahaha...
Take Care Guys ^_^
"ORD already, so are u going to further your studies? NUS? NTU?..."
Recently I've been getting lots of these questions from my neighbours and relatives...
KNNBCCB U lah... Ch** B**... i dun have 20As to go local U lah fuck! haha... Thank u for thinking so highly of me. I only got 1 A and lots of Bs & Cs... To go uni from poly u've to make it to the top 10 percentile... That means every semester i've to score at least 4 As while the rest have to be Bs and no Cs!
haha... I have to be a nerd and most probably a virgin to do that... Even if i'm top 10 percentile, i dun have the money lah, u think i crazy ah? sell house, sell car & sell my backside to pay for school fees ah? One of my ralatives actually took a loan from the bank to pay for my cousin's uni fee... Wah... fuck... he better study hard. If not he fail he can go kill himself liao. Even so, he must work his ass off in the future for like dunnoe how many years to pay off the debt. There would be no savings left for them. Poor parents so old liao can't even think of retiring... My God... If i like that i also stressed...
Is Uni that important? Er... wait... for my JC & Uni Friends u all better dun read this and go back study... Before your parents come after me with an axe! haha...
Yah as i was saying, why must we die die go Uni? Even so, why must it be NUS or NTU and not other Uni or Foreign Uni? Really that important meh? Beside able to how lian to all the ralatives i dun see it serve any greater function. Going for job interview with a degree doesn't ensure u get employed immediately, u still got to see if u can sell yourself or not? and ofcoz... see if your employer like your face or not. Getting a degree doesn't mean u get paid higer as well, some poly grads earn higher than uni grads...
Once, i overheard one of my past tution teacher on the phone compaining about how come they pay him, a unigrad the same pay as a poly deploma holder? Why not? we may not hold a degree but we're trained to specialise in certain field, and we're trained to start work immediately with minimum job training. So why not? Not fair ah? haha... go poly lor... haha... Anyway that's why some poly student can skip 1 sememster in uni and go onto 2nd sememster. We have learn all the fundamentals liao lah... haha... But why would i want to do that? Got 1 more semester to fuck around... hahaha... why not? Besides... having more As on my transcript looks good doesn't it...
Dun get me wrong, i have nothing against uni students, i have plenty of great Uni friends as well as friends going Uni. Just that i dun understand the mindset of people. Some People love to use education to impose a double standard on others.
I've a friend that felt being looked lowly upon during a recent meeting with her bf's ralatives. Poor gal being asked which Uni she come from, what job she do... actually i dun think it's the question they ask, but how they ask... They are not interested in what u do, but whether u meet their standards or not. Wah lan... Nothing wrong with being poly grad right? Anyway i better dun say any more before she scold me idiot boy! haha...
Anyway poly grads are not the only victims of double standards. I believe SIM, SMU and many of the other local and foreign Uni grads also feel the same way. Worst, some even view NTU as second grade as compared to NUS... OMG... what the fuck happened to our countryman?
Scenes from someone's upcoming Chinese New Year Gathering...
Uni
Uni
Before the Uni
Uni
Uni
Uni
Uni
Uni
========================= The End ===========================
*Note: Uni grad is no longer uni nerd coz he laid 2 girls at once on his last birthday & became a national hero. As for the "dumb" in the auntie, haha... we must always respect our elders no matter how stupid they may be. haha...
===========================================================
haha... typical aunties right? haha...
I believe education and knowledge should be used to equip oneself to meet the demands of the world and serve a greater cause than just merely using it to show off. Having a degree is like having an MG (machine gun for those who dunnoe), it can be useful and deadly, but it is also a heavy burden to bare. If u know how to use it, it's a powerful weapon, but use it wrongly it will put u in more danger. It's all depends on the person who wields it!
Compare to a MG, the humble rifle may seems weak in contrast to the MG but if the rifleman hones his skill, he could take the MG gunner out with one shot as compare to the MG gunner who have to fire off many round just to hit his target.
The weapon is in your hands, but its effectiveness depends on how u use it...
PS: Hey Jason Ong u going SMU right? hahaha... Hope u dun have any NUS cousins... haha... ok lah ok lah just kidding! All the best for your studies ah!
All the best to my army buddies going to the Uni, wish u all good results and lots of babes! haha... Mission Objective:
Take Care Guys ^_^
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