Big Money Big Money!
Ladies & Gentlemen, as of 2200hr tonight, i would be heading to this region's biggest gambling den, the Genting Highlands of West Malaysia. haha... Ok lah ok lah... not gambling den lah, but it's the biggest casino a normal everyday singaporean will see... haha... Yah, very loserish right? haha...
Anyway the place is also damn out of place, best (and CHEAPEST) place to elope with a misstress! u'll have peace of mind smooching in public. Fuck... most probably u can even fuck in public & no one will ever care coz it's the highlands! haha... ok lah, just kidding. U'll most prob be stoned to death by those religious fanatics first. haha...
7 hrs trip up by coach, hopefully i would be a richer man when i'm back in 4 days time! haha... So wish me luck! In 4 days time it would also be valentine day, haha... but i'm giving valentine day a miss this year, it's my turn to pamper myself & enjoy myself this time instead of letting some gal enjoy it. haha... Without having to spend money on a gal means i would have more money to spend on myself! haha... Yay! Haha... anyway forgive me lah ladies. NSF dun really earn enough for themselves. Dun ask me why, ask the government, coz they are paying us. Buying u those 12 roses & candle lit dinners would most probably cost us our backside to some fit gays paying for an ass fuck. haha... Oh and did i hear u want that diamond necklace and those... Ladies, u dun know how lucky u are, a valentine day night would have cost a recruit his entire month's pay, a loser 1st year infantry NSF 1/2 of his month's pay & a commando 1/3 of his month's pay (err... 1/3 yah... we're richer lah, but still alot of money right?). The rest of the month can eat maggie mee liao. If still need to go out with u for the rest of the monththe guy can downgrade to eating white bread already.
Yah yah... commando do earn more than your regular NSF, but commando also mean higher maintainence. Giordano is for going to the market & painting the house, Zara is for going out. If not then why do u think we join commando? haha... For King & country ah? haha... we have no king, nor is there a war to fight for our country. Haha... So of coz for gold lah... haha... But a thing to note, if there's ever a war i would galdly go fight. but it's not for country or it's consitution, it's for family & friends, yours & mine.
Personally i think valentine day is a marketing scam, if not why the fuck charge double for the same dish u served on 13th feb? Is having more business troubling to u so u must ask for more, for all the effort? Hmmm... in that case think your shop should have 0 business so u dun have to be troubled by the overwhelming good business right? Well if that's not the case then i suppose valentine day would be the best time to rip people off and they would gladly let u do so! Hell... they would even boast about being rip off! Like saying, "hey my bf brought me to this great restaurant which is damn ex! they charged triple than usual but the ambiance was great! where u been to last night?" haha... Coz ultimately when it comes to love, humans become stupid, lost all common sense. haha... I'm i not right to say that? A good example would be when couple first come together, they will say things like "u're the most beautiful person in the world, inside & out with great personality & character" but when they break up they will say things like your "character stinks & think u dun look as good!" haha...
Actually a person's characteristic never change, it's always present itself since the beginning, what change is his or her behaviour, his character change it so he can adapt to a new situation. Like if your character is a friendly & outgoing person, u would go out all to become more friendly & approachable where everyone in your new work place are strangers, so u may try to make friends. This is part of adaptability. The age old survial mechanism, to survive one must adapt. So this concludes that love make people blind, deny the ugly fact that there might be problems, BIG problems. Then love will make people stupid so u end up going steady with the person and lastly love deprive the person of common sense like paying triple for a valentine day dinner. If u ever see me doing all 3 i must be crazy already so someone please ring up the insitute of mental health.
OMG to love is really disturbing! haha... Mankind are in dark time... the end is near. haha... To all those couples out there, enjoy your insane valentine day. I'll just go & win my big money & buy myself an Ipod Video 30Gb. haha... That will definatey be my greatest valentine day present! Unless some out-of-mind gal will buy me one, haha... then that would be a different story liao. haha... Lots of kisses & Enjoy yourself. haha...
Big Money Big Money!!
Ladies & Gentlemen, as of 2200hr tonight, i would be heading to this region's biggest gambling den, the Genting Highlands of West Malaysia. haha... Ok lah ok lah... not gambling den lah, but it's the biggest casino a normal everyday singaporean will see... haha... Yah, very loserish right? haha...
Anyway the place is also damn out of place, best (and CHEAPEST) place to elope with a misstress! u'll have peace of mind smooching in public. Fuck... most probably u can even fuck in public & no one will ever care coz it's the highlands! haha... ok lah, just kidding. U'll most prob be stoned to death by those religious fanatics first. haha...
7 hrs trip up by coach, hopefully i would be a richer man when i'm back in 4 days time! haha... So wish me luck! In 4 days time it would also be valentine day, haha... but i'm giving valentine day a miss this year, it's my turn to pamper myself & enjoy myself this time instead of letting some gal enjoy it. haha... Without having to spend money on a gal means i would have more money to spend on myself! haha... Yay! Haha... anyway forgive me lah ladies. NSF dun really earn enough for themselves. Dun ask me why, ask the government, coz they are paying us. Buying u those 12 roses & candle lit dinners would most probably cost us our backside to some fit gays paying for an ass fuck. haha... Oh and did i hear u want that diamond necklace and those... Ladies, u dun know how lucky u are, a valentine day night would have cost a recruit his entire month's pay, a loser 1st year infantry NSF 1/2 of his month's pay & a commando 1/3 of his month's pay (err... 1/3 yah... we're richer lah, but still alot of money right?). The rest of the month can eat maggie mee liao. If still need to go out with u for the rest of the monththe guy can downgrade to eating white bread already.
Yah yah... commando do earn more than your regular NSF, but commando also mean higher maintainence. Giordano is for going to the market & painting the house, Zara is for going out. If not then why do u think we join commando? haha... For King & country ah? haha... we have no king, nor is there a war to fight for our country. Haha... So of coz for gold lah... haha... But a thing to note, if there's ever a war i would galdly go fight. but it's not for country or it's consitution, it's for family & friends, yours & mine.
Personally i think valentine day is a marketing scam, if not why the fuck charge double for the same dish u served on 13th feb? Is having more business troubling to u so u must ask for more, for all the effort? Hmmm... in that case think your shop should have 0 business so u dun have to be troubled by the overwhelming good business right? Well if that's not the case then i suppose valentine day would be the best time to rip people off and they would gladly let u do so! Hell... they would even boast about being rip off! Like saying, "hey my bf brought me to this great restaurant which is damn ex! they charged triple than usual but the ambiance was great! where u been to last night?" haha... Coz ultimately when it comes to love, humans become stupid, lost all common sense. haha... I'm i not right to say that? A good example would be when couple first come together, they will say things like "u're the most beautiful person in the world, inside & out with great personality & character" but when they break up they will say things like your "character stinks & think u dun look as good!" haha...
Actually a person's characteristic never change, it's always present itself since the beginning, what change is his or her behaviour, his character change it so he can adapt to a new situation. Like if your character is a friendly & outgoing person, u would go out all to become more friendly & approachable where everyone in your new work place are strangers, so u may try to make friends. This is part of adaptability. The age old survial mechanism, to survive one must adapt. So this concludes that love make people blind, deny the ugly fact that there might be problems, BIG problems. Then love will make people stupid so u end up going steady with the person and lastly love deprive the person of common sense like paying triple for a valentine day dinner. If u ever see me doing all 3 i must be crazy already so someone please ring up the insitute of mental health.
OMG to love is really disturbing! haha... Mankind are in dark time... the end is near. haha... To all those couples out there, enjoy your insane valentine day. I'll just go & win my big money & buy myself an Ipod Video 30Gb. haha... That will definatey be my greatest valentine day present! Unless some out-of-mind gal will buy me one, haha... then that would be a different story liao. haha... Lots of kisses & Enjoy yourself. haha...
Big Money Big Money!!
