YaY!! i'm back, Exhausted!!
But then again, anyone would expect nothing less of a complete "burned out" after any falcon series exercise. One of the biggest exercise the battalion could dish out for us each year. Shagged out lah i tell u! Even for the enemies! haha... Coz i play enemy this year. Last year i played the good guy! haha...
Anyway i wanna complain! Those junior companies ah, got so many sore losers! Never put batteries or screw the batteries tight in their TES Sets. TES Sets are like LaserQuest systems like that, i shot at u, your system will register you as being killed, whille mine will say i killed u! But when u dun put the batteries in it can't register the kill, and if u can't register as killed u cannot be killed! And u become God Mode. BASTARDS! haha... But can't be blame lah. Cpt Clarence, OC1 some more, bloody never put batteriess into his TES set. He say he can never be killed coz he is commander. Chee Bye!! How the hell would u ask your guys to have integrity. SuX mah!
Haha... but that poor Cpt Clarence also poor thing lah, nobody like him, always act like so "Zai" (Slang for Solid) but in the end always "Chui" (Slang for broken, lousy...) haha... But the worst part is he always push the blame to someone else. Bastard! Anyway he got what he deserved now! haha... Every exercise, if Cpt Clarence is taking part, every single enemy out there who go all out to hunt for him & his company! haha... like there's a price on his head like that. Especially his exCompany, 4 Coy. haha... They are all so "enthu" to bring Clarence down. I believe if this is war, & we're the militia that they always make us play out to be, his body would be dragged thru the streets for everyone to see. haha... Being in his company would be the worst thing that could happen to anyone. Because if the enemy sees u, he'll show no mearcy! Muahahahahaahaha... That's why 1st Coy always have the highest caualties. 2nd Coy always get the walk over type of mission, we the enemies will just shoot at nothing till our ammo runs out & gladly let the 2nd Coy people frag us! haha...
Haha... So can't blame them if they wanna cheat lah actually, coz we always give an unfair fight! Anyway 3rd Coy was the best Ops company for 2005, haha... u think anyone stands a chance against us? haha... So to all those junior companies, dun bluff yourself lah ah, just try your best can already! Anyway i could have killed their block force if it was not for safety concern. I crept up so close to them and they didn't even noticed. I could see their face & hear what they were talking about & could have just walked into the center of the block force & wipe all of the out with a thunderflash. haha... U all must thank Kenn Chng lah, tell me not to throw the thunderflash so close to u all for safety reasons. If not u all would have "died" long ago. U all think granade so easy to siam one ah? Dumb ass... Actually i wanna "Kamakazi" your commander one, walk in to him with a thunderflash, he so blind also never notice me, only interested in his "kills" only. If not for Kenn Chng who put a stop to my crazy idea, so must thank him. haha... actually come to think of it. I also must thank Kenn Chng if not i sure kanna charged for breach of safety! Bloody SAF, want to play everything safe safe but dun one to play fair. Haha... But part of singaporeans mentality lah. Everything must compete & cannot lose at all cost. SO CHEAT!! haha...
But this exercise was interesting lah. Got people playing role of protesters & civilians who are in support of the local militia (that's us), Haha... marching up to the invaders saying things like, "U killed my mother" haha... "Get off our land" haha... Your best chance of dishing out some verbal abused to those Senior commanders that u hate. haha... and they can't do anything coz this is part of the ploy... haha...
Wah... i really can't help it liao, my eyes keep struggling to keep open. What a damn tiring week. Throughout the week got some foreign deligates visit, big shot asses. i'm one of the Welcome Guard party, dressed in our best uniform, decked out with badges like damn christmas trees. Frankly speaking i think we look more Zai than those infantry offiers. haha... SAF need to come out with one useless Combat skill badge to make them look less newbie. haha... but the stupid badge useless one lah, they think it's some defining moment shit or something when actually we've been doing that over & over & over again some many times during our 1st year. To us it's like just another lousy day. haha... There one segment i think says requred to road march 35k or something. haha... Commando road march 72K, Full Battle Order! haha... 35k ah? haha... think we can finish the road march go bathe, go to macdonalds for some breakfast & then go play some soccer. Infantry lot of crap lah. I think we're in need of a war lah, these people dying to prove themselves. haha...
One time my buddy that went to OCS came back told me that his section mates told him that last time used to be only commando officers wear 2 badges (JCC & airborne) haha.. now they also have 2 badges. haha... i would like to tell those losers that we have foreign badges on us too! haha... like to see our Thai wing & Korparsu Wing? haha... I think so far i only see infantry senior commander & a few brighter infantry offier wearing only right? haha... Well, when we ORD, every commando would have a foreign wing. Haha... Suckers...
But anyway all these badges dun mean a damn thing lah, so what if u have all of them but when come to exercise, someone try to shoot u & u keep shouting "10 meter rule", chee bye... in real war u think the enemy will stop shooting u if u shout "10 meter rule"? Lan Chiao Ok! If i shoot i'll shoot, if not i'll break the enemy's neck with my own bare hands. Oh... u know what's the flaw of SAF soldiers? They are not trained for close quarter combat. 50m & above, all marksman (all thanks to numerous aiming devices & scopes, not their own eye sight), anything less, they are free frags... haha... Oh... i can shoot a target up to 300m with both eyes open, without ear plugs & still hit the target with a SAR21. Both eyes open allows u to scan the target area, u look with one eye into the scope only see tunnel vision. haha... but most of our SAF soldiers dun bother lah, they only interested in seeing how zai they are when they see the target fall, then brag about it to their civilian friends. haha... Dumb ass... U'll all die in combat lah, or shoot some of your own guys. Train for perfection lah. Idiot. I also not zai lah... But also try to improve my skills. Shooting is not just about hitting targets it's also about finesse & style lah. If not, why do u think those heros in war movies look so Zai? Haha... anyway i'll still recieve extra $200 every year. Why ah? haha... Marksman lor. haha...
Anyway going to ORD in less than 50 day liao lah, this will be my last time ranting about SAF & stuff, haha... badges can't get u any job, only paper qualification can. haha... So if anyone one tell me he army got this, got that i'll just "wah..." "wah..." coz in the end they are still there serving out their miseable 2 year while i'm out there a free man. Meeting frends at night, hanging out at some place to chill out, NO NEED TO BOOK IN BEFORE 2300... haha... watch midnight movies during weekdays. haha... report to work late & won't get "extras"... haha... Envious or not? haha... Smell that to the rest of the stinking SAF...
But before i go... where the hell is my IPPT Gold & Marksman money! Chee Beh! $400 ok! SAF take money from us damn fast, with all the "1206" (pronounced twelve o' six) to pay. But when coming to giving us money, they must counter check here counter check there... like as if we trying cheat them money like that... Anyway if u all hear "1206", it's a term we use when we have to compensate them for loss of equipments or when we never go cookhouse to eat our lunch (fuck... can u believe that? u have to pay for not eating!). The term "1206" derived from the "1206" form people have to fill up to pay money back to SAF and there's always hell to pay liao. haha... So dun ever lose equipment, if not u can go pimp yourself & sell your backside already. Bloody SAF always ask u to pay more than the price of the item. Yah... they can say that is the selling price, but do u think they really buy thing at selling price with all their million dollar deals? Sure got discount right? haha... I tell u lor... i think all our equipment all funded with "1206" money! haha... Taxpayers money neh? haha... dun ask me lah! U go think yourself... but i already got a face smiling at me in my mind right now & i feel like punching his teeth out. haha...
:: Kenn, "Ms Loi" & me in our zai uniforms after our Welcome Guard ::
